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Chris

He is very annoying and smelly and he can be in a bad mood some times he loves dogs and he loves police tv shows.
I like Chris
by Sloth lover November 23, 2021
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Chris

“Chris needs to just stop breathing
by Murblehead October 18, 2020
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Chris

The sexiest name ever. Chris is the type of guy you meet that leaves an impression that you will never forget. He has a certain aura about him that you can never get over. His bluntness, goofiness and immaturity is one of a kind and something you find annoying at first but can’t help but to overlook it. Deep down he’s emotional, shy quiet guy. His shyness and awkwardness is what makes him cute. He’s an artistic typa dude, loves music, film.. all that jazz and he’s worth listening to for hours. His beliefs, views, and likes are uniquely fitting to him. When you think about Chris. Everything about him just makes sense.
Girl: wow who’s that cute guy over there??

Me: oh that’s Chris, but he’s mine <3
by Giggs1102 November 21, 2021
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Chris Dack

A nonce but who young people actually find very attractive
Boy:I wanna fuck Chris Dack
Girl: me toooo
by Guinness June 17, 2021
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Chris-c(g)o

The art of stirring the pot with a bunch of Chief’s, then vanishing into your newly renovated room for no one to see you leave.
Hanging out in the mess, having a good time, Todd comes out and creates dumpster fires that even a seasoned firefighter could put out. Amongst the chaos of all hands on deck, the water tender yells , “Where’d Chris-c(G)o?!
by Redmouse69 February 22, 2019
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It’s Illegal to be mean to chris

Here by i state that if you’re ever being mean to someone named Chris you will be fined $500+ Don’t be lackin
Natalie~ “Hey chris you’re a bitch

Chris~ *Dials 911*

Cop~ “Ma’am you’re under arrest, because It’s Illegal to be mean to chris”
by Chris..:::: February 28, 2021
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Chris Noyes

The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
by Not here? March 10, 2020
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