14th of April

National greef-day. On this day Titanic began to sink.

-Wait, it is your birthday today?
-Yeah, it is.
-Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry.
-What are you sorry for?
-All the people that died on Titanic the 14th of April

by xoxodepressedgirl October 30, 2019

April 28th, 1995

The day an absolute legendary singer, Melanie Martinez, was born. Everyone should dedicate every April 28th to her.

Crybaby: April 28th, 1995 was my favorite day.
Other Guy: Why?
Crybaby: You wouldn't get it.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

April 26th

April 26th is National Fuck a Nathan Day.

Grab your bestest friend Nathan & have some fun!

“Hey Nathan, want to fuck?”
“No Why”
“It’s April 26th, which is National Fuck a Nathan Day”

by swishergirl April 27, 2024

April 18th

National confess to your crush day.

Just do it,

then you‘ll know if they like u back or not.

Scenario 1:
You: „It‘s April 18th, so*name of your crush* I like you“
Crush: omg i like you too!!!

Scenario 2:
You: „It‘s April 18th, so*name of your crush* I like you“
Crush: well, i don’t like you back tho sorry

You: oh ok

by lizziesfav April 2, 2023

april 22

national minecraft day.
the national day of what is arguably the best video game out there.

gamer: what day is it?
gamer2: april 22nd, lets go play minecraft

by Wilbur_Gold (he/him) November 7, 2022

《¤》April《¤》april《¤》April《¤》

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😱:《¤》April《¤》april《¤》April《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022