two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

I think I am someone half siblings too. Say it louder!

by syafinazbintezainal February 20, 2024

half-third-cousin

1- Half-great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and one great-great-grandparent in common with other living beings.

Half-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child; the relative who has with the other person only one grandparent in common, but parents are different.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.

I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.

by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025

half-sister-in-law

1- Half-sibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-sister.

My half-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half lacked

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.

Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.

by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025