biscuit head

an affectionate term for someone you like

Hey biscuit head, how's it going?

by super_hero October 26, 2005

nob head

someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational

a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head

by Simon Taylor September 21, 2005

head start

when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends

Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?

Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.

Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.

Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.

Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.

Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?

Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.

by missamber22 May 4, 2009

tune head

A person whose head is full of music.

That hot Mexican is such a tune head! She has notes coming out her ears.

by Hardbodymallman June 3, 2014

Alien Head

When one of your friends have a extremely large head and you proceed to throw shit at him and bully him for his massive head

Alien Head: Hey how's everyone doing?
Crowd: Fuck off, big head freak!

by Plopler November 10, 2017

Shatner Head

The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.

Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.

Me: No, but I just turned 41...

Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.

Me: Is it terminal?

Friend: Yes.

by gakr May 24, 2013

Tetris Head

Getting head while playing Tetris!

Did you get COD Head this weekend? Hell naw dude, I got Tetris Head!!!

by Simba3636 January 14, 2011