A B-town Bitch is a person who acts big and bad over text, but will never actually do anything they talk about. The B-town Bitch will try and make arrangements to throw hands and never show up, then continue to harass you and call YOU a bitch for "not showing up in time". Not to be confused with a keyboard warrior, the classic B-town Bitch will only ever send you empty threatening text message, nothing more.
"This kid won't stop blowing up my phone! He keeps making all these empty threats but refuses to step to me! You know what? I'm done wasting my time on this B-town Bitch."
by Dankwing_Duck_94 December 26, 2014
Get the B-town Bitchmug. A small town off the highway whose patronage and business are almost entirely reliant on travellers and users of the highway.
by Taika Afton July 13, 2022
Get the Highway Townmug. by Jimmothy Harbaugh April 24, 2017
Get the rook townmug. When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
by Matson12009 September 13, 2023
Get the Small Town Syndromemug. The 5 Boroughs of New York City.
by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025
Get the The Townsmug. by ElzearYoung July 9, 2025
Get the one-Starbucks townmug. by Ilovemymanwhoisnotmyman February 26, 2023
Get the Town manmug.