by me obviously January 25, 2012
A phrase one uses when they are too much of a pussy to use the established and correct adage.
For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
For the correct usage, see “Kill two birds with one stone.”
I am an extremely annoying person, so I feed two birds with one seed by also regularly misusing adages.
by Professor Computer November 12, 2018
by Purple_Tomato July 24, 2022
When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
by Wifey 7643279 January 09, 2021
The feeling of intense pain in your left (or right, depending on which way you play) hand after playing the song "Free Bird" on Expert on Guitar Hero 2
Jim got the Post-Free Bird Carpal Tunnel Syndrome bad after he beasted the hell out of Free Bird today.
by Sky September 04, 2007
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school, like killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 29, 2022
I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.
by Mmm4881 May 29, 2022