stealthy vagina

That sneaky pussy. That poonah.

" Nah man she got that stealthy vagina"

by Svgesage December 29, 2017

VAGINA

The source of all problems created by males.

Something a gay man wishes he had.

If I could just stay away from the vagina, I'd get stuff done.

Gay man: "If I had a vagina, Bobby would fuck me more."

by Marcel Duchamp August 23, 2022

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

Vagina

Insert penis here

Man no vagina, woman vagina

by AdrianoDaVinci May 1, 2022

Mohawk Vagina

When a female trims the top section of her pubic hair region but leaves the Labia Majora untouched. This creates similarities to an upside down Mohawk style approach to pubic hair grooming. The style has prodominantly exceled in popularity since the Covid era {2019} as an extension of the popular Mohawk Non conformist hairstyle of the rock punk 70's movement.

Did your razor run out of batteries? I see you have a fine Mohawk Vagina there!

by MightyMerkin February 28, 2022

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021

Virginia vagina cabinet

When you tongue punch a pussy with an alabama pickleback aggressively. Then proceed to stick a dildo in a leaf blower and blast that hoe.

I just committed a Virginia vagina cabinet

by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025