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Perhaps the best explanation as to who and what is on the internet. There are dumb mother fuckers who couldn't tell you what 7 plus 5 was without ten fingers and their feet in sight. There are dull people (Usually adults) who take everything too seriously and don't have any humour (In this context by copy paste-ing dictionary definitions onto words).There are the douches who think the entirety of the sight is for bragging and saying how often the have sex. There are the teens type 1:Repressed and angsty and teens type 2: OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK I CANNOT !!!!!1 , with the latter usually found in tumblr.There's the thug, who talks about weed and weed and weed and ....well, he never really seems to stop talking about weed. Then there's the 1%, the people who make funny definitions and aren't dicks and OMG I CAN'T EVEN JUSTIN BEIBER MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY DANISNOTONFIRE AMAZINGPHIL DIL HOWLTER OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGK!!!!!!1

But in the end, none of this matters, as 99% of it is inevitably porn and sexual terms involving shit.

A LOT of shit.
Guy 1:What does poontang mean?

Guy 2: Fuckin' Urban Dictionary that shit.
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You are using the urban dictionary to search urban dictionary.
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1. The best way to become emotionally scarred for life

2. What bored high-school students use during lunch
I used urban dictionary last night to look up blue waffle, I am scarred for life now.
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A website people use to find definitions of sex when they are horny
You...hey im vvv horny im gonna go on urban dictionary
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Search a name, and find out that that guy is an amazing, beautiful, handsome smart person with a huge cock and has no downsides whatsoever. Unless he's Chad.
"According to Urban Dictionary, I am the best thing in the world and am perfect and am not named chad."
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"Urban Dictionary= Legit"
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One of the top dictionary's at the internet

What you're using now
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