triple toe pretzel

A generalized figure skating move that doesn't actually exist, used by people who know nothing about figure skating to describe fancy jumps.

"Whoa, did you see that? That was one of the best triple toe pretzels I've ever seen in a competition like this."

by Purple Derple February 11, 2017

bean toes

A pointy penis

Hey boy, I'm ready for your bean toes!

by Moistnugget6969 December 29, 2017

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Toe nut supreme

The act of ejaculating on your partners toes and then eating your own cum off their toes.

Your feet are so sexy I wanna turn those piggies into a toe nut supreme! I love toe nutting!

by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023

Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

Toe Stink!

What my sister exclaims when she sees toes.

Oh Toe Stink!

by Goomba420 March 21, 2023