jacob rubin

the hottest person ever

Hey did you see Jacob Rubin today?

by eliesa, jacobs girlfriend May 24, 2022

Jacob Harrison

A man who doesn’t know what he wants

Jacob Harrison is a man who thinks he’s right and he’s not

by Cinco September 23, 2023

Brock-jacob

the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma

Brock-jacob is sooooo sigma

by I love Brock-Jacob May 29, 2024

jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse

tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*

by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021

Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

by Agahvsgayshshsh July 06, 2020

Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.

The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.

by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024

Jacob Egerton

A person who is extremely ignorant considering the fact that they are of Asian descent. (Please note that Jacob Egerton is ok with this definition)

Bro Asians are supposed to be smart, you are a whole Jacob Egerton

by RainbowishUnicorn1 June 10, 2019