Tom

Tom is THE boy. The one for you. Once you laid your eyes on him, it's impossible to stop loving him. He steals you heart. He melts your heart with his CHARMING smile. No matter how much you have said to your self that you got over him, he will always have a part of your heart. He is that boy that will be able to make you smile no matter how sad you are. And no matter how bad the situation is, he will always come back to you. And when you feel lonely, the thought of him will make you all warm inside.

Someone: Where is Tom?
Me: In my heart and mind FOREVER
#Thomas Michael Goggin

I love you forever!

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by Caramelob12 July 25, 2018

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Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018

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A minor who gets rinsed / shit-faced every weekend if not more often.

"Oh would ya look at that, there's a Tom here."

by henriftw July 31, 2018

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So here goes, Tom is a boy that is very strange at time but also can be quite normil. He always cooks chicken and pizza and pasta, this is his way to seduce the girl and to lead her into his room, this is when he becomes a bocat,

The end

Oh cooking chicken, must be a tom

by Fubkknbs August 10, 2018

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Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 16, 2018

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This big boy is a Fraud claims to be a viking but is as British as they come! Sipping tea and eating crumpets.

This guy has a folder of memes and nugget porn :eyes:

Tom is a nutty geezer

by SlothInUrMum August 20, 2018

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