Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves

Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!

by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021

Sloppy dallas

When you give head to someone with a mouthful of dip and the dip gets on there shaft.

Last night she gave me the sloppy dallas and all the dip fell out

by Logan082228 October 15, 2020

sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.

Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?

by numberonebox August 2, 2023

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

I came over to her house, she wanted to try something different, so she gave me a sloppy dallas. It was weird at first, but felt great once it happened!

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you get a sloppy blowjob by a girl with a ton of Dip in her mouth and your shaft starts looking like a living turd.

"Ay can you give me a Sloppy Dallas tonight?"
"Sorry brother but dad will beat us again when i do that."

by kickaboo_ October 15, 2020

sleepy sloppy

When a one partner is falling asleep and the other partner goes down on them.

I know you’re falling asleep but are you interested in some sleepy sloppy.

by ArabellaP October 17, 2023

Sloppy Royale

To receive dome whilst playing a video game, preferably Fortnite.

Bob: "You wanna drop Tilted"
John: "IDC man, im getting some sloppy royale"

by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022