Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it

Oh damn John just retard crap

by Funcky John June 22, 2022

Retard baby

A baby who was conceived because the condom broke and the parents dont give a fuck about the poor kid:(

Nelly: hey is that your retard baby? Dad: yeah ill throw him off the balcony tonight so fuck off. Nelly:bro im calling cps!!!!

by Sugon69 July 27, 2022

Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

Retardation

A diagnosis when someone becomes retarded midway through their life. (Not born Retarded)

Damn nigga, you're gonna give me retardation with all this bullshit coming out of your mouth.

by ASadnessA August 4, 2022

Retard

A word that too many people get offended by, come on. As an autistic person myself. I don’t find it offensive at all. So why do other people find it offensive? No matter how you use it, it’s “offensive.”

Example 1:
Person 1: Stop messing around like a retard and pay attention!
Some fucking lesbian 13 year old on tik tok: Hey, that’s offensive. Everybody cancel him!

Example 2:
Person 1: Man, i feel bad for that kid james. It must suck to be retarded.
Another lesbian kid who watches Bluey yet being 14 years old: That’s offensive! Don’t say it again you asshole.

by jblox August 7, 2022

Retard

A way of calling someone "dumb", though its more of a serious way of saying it and is one of the most offensive way of calling someone "dumb"

The old way of saying "Your Slow". Most people do not know that it originated this way.

Dude your such a retard

That biker is a retard

by uwuegg August 11, 2022

Retard

A retard is someone that pee's on their living room floor because they got someone they wanted on a game.

"this retard fucking peed on the fucking floor"

by Batmanniggabitch_19 August 17, 2022