by Qkqjaja October 20, 2021

person:have u seen paul
other person: yeah he is in his private island off of Florida that looks like a giant cock
other person: yeah he is in his private island off of Florida that looks like a giant cock
by anonymous November 7, 2022

hes a fucking prick who cant get a girl cuz hes too busy hating on fans and saying they are pussys and hoes
by cobi smith June 3, 2018

He's that guy who leaves you speachless every second of the day. He's someone you would be crazy to let go. He cares about his girl with all his heart and treats her like she's the rarest flower in the universe. He protects her and treasures her with all hs heart. He is truely that guy who will make you laugh till you pee your pants, squeal with happiness cause he is the one who knows all your "tickle spots" ;) and make it seem like you are the only ones on Earth. If you are sad then he's sad and will hold u close till all your worries are gone. If you are happy then he's happy. He goes out of his way to make you smile 24/7. He's the guy who wants to talk to you all the time and knows that he can come to you about anything and everything. He's always there to talk to and make you feel better no matter what is wrong. He's that guy who you have everything in common with and you practically read each other's minds. He's never angry with you and he never argues with you because there never is anything to argue about. He's funny, sexy, smart, supportive, makes you feel like your beautiful, caring, amazing, a talented muscian, and perfect in every way. He loves all the good things about you plus all the things that either go unnoticed or unwanted. He supports you through everything and would do anything to make your dreams come true. He's that guy that you love so much you can't even describe it or how happy he makes you feel. He is that someone who is your everything.
Dylan Paul Johnston is my sun, moon, stars, Earth, air... well... you might as well just say he is my universe.
by DPJ+KEK<3 April 10, 2012

To blab about something serious to someone who endangers the lives of people close to you, and then walk up to them a day later, with a smug look on your face, bragging about blabbing.
by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

hahhhhhah i almost wrote paula. he always has good food like jolly ranchers and sour patch kids. he'll also lend u money for the food truck which is nice. also hes like so tall and his feet r huge like woahhhhhhhhhhhhh
yo paul
by its me guess February 27, 2020
