Matthew

A short midget that is very gay and no one loves him

Matthew is short and gay

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew

A fucking Man. The best ever. Biggest dick.

Wow that guys dick proved he was a Matthew!
Matthew is the realest one I know.

by Alice77777 May 19, 2023

Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.

by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023

Matthew

The greatest person I have ever met, I love him with my whole heart, and wish he could be mine.

Matthew is the most amazing person ever

by Theonewhodreams124 May 24, 2023

Matthew

A person that always wears a hoodie and a hat even in 40 degrees weather. Matthew also has infinite Riz.

Person 1: How is that person wearing a hoodie and a hat on a day like this?
Person 2: I know right?
Person 3: Oh, that's just Matthew.

by Ethan Dubs May 31, 2023