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Kid 2: what? He was supposed to be the innocent kid!
Kid 2: what? He was supposed to be the innocent kid!
by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016
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1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone
by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020
Get the Apple Kid mug.A term generally used in Australia to describe a university students who isn't staying at an on campus residential college. Generally used as a derogatory term, cause everyone knows that College Kids are better than Day Kids. Day Kids are known to hate College Kids becasue College Kids have more fun.
by Master_Disaster1 April 29, 2010
Get the Day Kid mug.Boy – a popular boy is one who has played sports from a young age and is well-known amongst others in the school. The popular boy often bullies the nerds for their hobbies. A large amount of girls dream of having sex with the popular boy because of his excellent physique and an (un)lucky few succeed at parties.
Girl – a popular girl is a gobby bitch who always had something to complain about. She will often wear long acrylic nails and incredibly revealing clothing, and her face is caked in makeup. While she would only ever date popular boys, she may manipulate the nerds into thinking she has a thing for them in order to gain certain favours, such as answers to homework. The popular girl will go to parties all the time and end up passed out and being shagged by a popular boy. She may even get pregnant.
School years are the peak of the popular kids' lives. They will mess around and get poor grades, but once they're out in the real world they are lost. They often end up with kids before the age of 25 and working low-paid jobs.
Girl – a popular girl is a gobby bitch who always had something to complain about. She will often wear long acrylic nails and incredibly revealing clothing, and her face is caked in makeup. While she would only ever date popular boys, she may manipulate the nerds into thinking she has a thing for them in order to gain certain favours, such as answers to homework. The popular girl will go to parties all the time and end up passed out and being shagged by a popular boy. She may even get pregnant.
School years are the peak of the popular kids' lives. They will mess around and get poor grades, but once they're out in the real world they are lost. They often end up with kids before the age of 25 and working low-paid jobs.
Boy:
Person 1: Remember Jack from secondary school?
Person 2: Jack from the rugby team, who smashed my head in in Year 10 because he thought I looked at his girlfriend funny?
Person 1: Yes. Well, check this out. (Shows phone) Jack's been sentenced to five years in prison and a restraining order for domestic abuse. Three different women testified against him.
Person 2: It goes to show. I wonder if he'll be as popular in prison as he was at our school.
Girl:
Person 1: Remember Mel from secondary school?
Person 2: Mel who had a new boyfriend every other week?
Person 1: Yeah, her. I bumped into her while I was out yesterday. She's just given birth to her third child, she doesn't even know who the father is so she's struggling quite a bit. She looks a mess, nothing like how she did at school.
Person 2: Wow, she's only 23 and has three children. It goes to show, I guess. Popular kids peak during secondary school, the rest of their lives is just survival.
Person 1: Remember Jack from secondary school?
Person 2: Jack from the rugby team, who smashed my head in in Year 10 because he thought I looked at his girlfriend funny?
Person 1: Yes. Well, check this out. (Shows phone) Jack's been sentenced to five years in prison and a restraining order for domestic abuse. Three different women testified against him.
Person 2: It goes to show. I wonder if he'll be as popular in prison as he was at our school.
Girl:
Person 1: Remember Mel from secondary school?
Person 2: Mel who had a new boyfriend every other week?
Person 1: Yeah, her. I bumped into her while I was out yesterday. She's just given birth to her third child, she doesn't even know who the father is so she's struggling quite a bit. She looks a mess, nothing like how she did at school.
Person 2: Wow, she's only 23 and has three children. It goes to show, I guess. Popular kids peak during secondary school, the rest of their lives is just survival.
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