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Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.
"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"
by jakemallow December 25, 2021
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jacob and leo SQUAD

2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit
aww they are like a jacob and leo squad
by big dick jacob December 13, 2016
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Jacob

A guy with an absolutely massive cock due to only being 5’7 his height got put somewhere else😉 he’s charming and if he hits u up you should definitely go out with him cause it will be the best day of your life
Jacob is god fr
by Kevlikesdick November 3, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.
by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023
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Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!
Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE
by HumbleZung March 28, 2019
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