jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.

The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.

by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024

Jacob Harrison

A man who doesn’t know what he wants

Jacob Harrison is a man who thinks he’s right and he’s not

by Cinco September 23, 2023

Brock-jacob

the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma

Brock-jacob is sooooo sigma

by I love Brock-Jacob May 29, 2024

jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse

tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*

by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021

Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

by Agahvsgayshshsh July 06, 2020

JMS Jacob

A terrifying man, who's musk will blow you away
the name stands for Jerk My Self by the way...

JMS Jacob is such an ass
JMS Jacob has nice eyes

by Destoryer10153 April 09, 2024