this is for the hoes who hate carloscalroscarlitoicarlycooliocococrunchskaterhoeicecalritosioncarlitocarlitamercedestexasteslacarvroomvroom and the mfs who just hate cars in general, like oml some of those mfs get u around places
i hate car car! said ongn
same here! said ongngn
so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69
no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn
well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn
so we’re anti- car car
same here! said ongngn
so you guys just hate cars? they get you around some places! said gaybitch69
no you idiot i’m talking about the person!! said ongn
well i’m talking about the vehicle!!! said ongngn
so we’re anti- car car
by van lmao January 15, 2022
The car mechanic is a sex position where you put a bitch on a dolly, lather her in motor oil and suck on her blinker fluid (her titty milk) and fuck her in the ass until her pussy starts leaking windshield wiper fluid.
Guy 1: dude! This girl told me she wanted to try the car mechanic
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
Guy 2: Ahh man you’re a fucking player bro
by HalfPint77 December 27, 2023
Her car basketball was fantastic
by Frankie baby October 21, 2021
by wcartalk December 02, 2023
a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
by Supersampson February 12, 2020
This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
by THE GREAT AND AMAZING CREATOR June 11, 2021