The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
Get the Half Winded Handymug. by bUying a half though October 29, 2021
Get the I was gonna buy a half so…mug. by Potniffum June 8, 2022
Get the bet and a halfmug. The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.
by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019
Get the half-poundermug. 
Get the half-co-sister-in-lawmug. 1- Half-grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
Half-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the half-second-cousinmug. Half man is a leech someone who is extremely Cheap! He is half man but in really he is no man at all he will suck you dry and will constantly ask for half rent, bills and on top of that wants you to be wife material. You need to RUN!
by Walkslowslow September 23, 2021
Get the Half manmug.