HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

A phrase used by Doc Emrick after a hockey player hits the post with his or her shot.

Pastrnak shoots, OOOH AND HE HIT THE POST WITH THE SHOT

by Doc Emrick June 8, 2019

hit on and run

To romantically chat someone up, then bail before significant mutual feelings develop.

Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

National bong hit day

March 29, 2019 is national bong hit day. Hit all your bongs you use and have a great time!

Yo, it’s National bong hit day today, let’s go sesh!

by Mary Jane mika March 28, 2019

fatty hit

(n) when you hit a fat doobie.

Damn, you took a fatty hit.

by 19modl March 28, 2019

hit and run

where you impregnate a girl and leave her

guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy

by Lenny cash March 31, 2019

hits and misses

i dont fucking know k bye loser

john: hits and misses i guess she didnt took the kids

by schoolaptopdude April 5, 2019

Hitting the 45

The sexual act of missionary position. Girl flat on her back and guy digging deep at the 45 position in relation to her body position. Also known as Balls deep!

Jimmy: Hey Bob, my side chick and I hooked up and we were ‘hitting the 45’. Man her pussy was so juicy!
Bob: cool man...wished my wife would let me get some sex. Does your wife know about side chick?

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019