Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Zeeshan Shah From Iran

Chav who got arrested for being a nitty. Best friends with wikileaks man. Has obese cat who cannot stand up.

Have you seen Zeeshan Shah From Iran? He stole my cocaine and sold it on gumtree for 30 pence

by Abdul Abdullah Abdul June 14, 2021

shoot from the hip

If people figuratively shoot from the hip, it means they say what they think without mincing words. When speakers shoot from the hip, they keep people off-balance, so to speak.

chenrong.hubpages.com

These academic advisers are a polar opposite of the Dean of the Law Faculty who is analytical, intentioned and deliberative. These advisers shoot from the hip when talking without mincing their words. They keep people off-balance when saying what comes to mind.

directly frankly impromptu

by chenrong January 8, 2017

Hug a Creature from the Void Day

February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them

Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*

Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”

by tortured_student January 10, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 4, 2025

if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.

"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.

by hermione p October 12, 2023

work from homeless

(Adj.) - Term used to describe one's appearance when they have not showered, groomed or dawned a new or decent set of apparel due to working from home, thus, looking like someone that if caught outside their house could be mistaken for as a homeless person.

April: Oh my, Tacoma is really getting bad. Today I saw a homeless guy in your lobby trying to get into your mailboxes.

Erika: Ooooh no friend. That's actually my husband Jared. It's Friday so he looks pretty work from homeless.

*door shuts*

Jared: More CC coupons and ooooh Costco coupons we don't actually need to bring to Costco

by TACOmaStand253 March 11, 2021