Ethan

an ethan is a very horrible disgusting fishy smelling and gross human to exist. he doesn’t take showers and is very ugly. ethan should just stand up and eat fish. no girls want him because he’s so ugly and his personality is even worse. ethan should just not exist. if you ever come across an ethan stay aware and go away. if you ever see one, make sure to get your glock and shoot him twice.

Emily: ew! who’s that?
Megan: sadly that’s my ex, ethan. he’s so gross!
Random person: you don’t gotta tell me twice.

by admirekisses December 11, 2021

ethan binion

sexy daddy daddy daddy daddy

tia’s boyfriend so hot so perfect

slay queen daddy

did you see ethan binion? his ass is so fat!!

by 123lgbdaddy June 13, 2023

ethan nalette

A gay motherfucker from China

Your a Ethan nalette

by I love refrigerators August 22, 2020

Ethan

A massive cunt.

"I got fed up with seeing good definitions for my friend Ethan so I wrote this to call home a cunt"

by CloneLB03 January 16, 2020

Ethan

Idiot

THAT ETHAN keeps screwing up his sentences. What does "I'm fockers" even mean?

by Isaac Cockman IV March 2, 2020

Ethan

Vanilla

"Geez What A Vanilla Bitch, Must Be A Ethan"

Vanilla(Plain)

by CootPootLooter March 29, 2023

Ethan Joke

An Ethan Joke is a joke that is started by Ethan Channing (the famous Splatoon™ pro player) that he has no idea how to finish resulting in the joke being extremely nonsensical and unfunny

"Dhillion Barret, more like Dhillion Gayett" - Ethan

"Damn, what a hysterical Ethan joke" - Normal Human Beings (who are not Splatoon™ pro players)

by EpicSplatoonGamer May 20, 2019