The Internet equivelant of Islam. E-slam are responsible for many computer virus' and are the #1 Internet terrorists.
by Mr.Chris December 15, 2007
A cool gamer usually not human and hates annoying people aka the skodewurd and or chongus. Will usually spend his time playing video games. Hates anything old aka anything good. Has a tendency to steal girlfriends and be a shit but at the end if the day your bored so yiu still go around them anyways.
by Chongus505 October 02, 2018
by spkN June 25, 2004
Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!
Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!
Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
by Bearmike March 06, 2008
Nickname for Elizabethtown, Kentucky; especially favoured by the teenage population of the area. Almost always preceeded by the article "the" when used as a proper noun.
by m@y January 24, 2006
1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)
2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"
Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
by aparanoidbw December 17, 2006