A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.
We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.
by Johnny John Johnson March 7, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. by AweshumzGirl10 January 15, 2010
Get the Douche Boymug. by Nancy M July 27, 2005
Get the douche munchermug. by Genesis June 11, 2006
Get the douchemug. Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.
by Junta December 17, 2006
Get the douche hydrantmug. A less serious situation insult. Derived from the more common
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.
Kudos to mike for thinking of it.
and overused "douchebag". Used to insult one of your closer peers, or perhaps your girlfriend, in a joking matter.
Kudos to mike for thinking of it.
Mike: "Hey, Anel, did you tell my mom she looks like Jabba the Hutt?
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."
Anel: "Hah, yea. Even you said she does."
Mike: "Ahh, you douche mutant. Whatever."
by anelhxcmsi October 9, 2008
Get the Douche Mutantmug. The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger
Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.
by Young Don23 August 13, 2012
Get the Douche Swagmug.