David

Gay

David is gay

by Goodgiy4321 December 29, 2023

David

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

by 100 Facts November 22, 2021

Veronica David

A perfect freind who will never let you down. She is obsessed with tick tock but over all a great person. She will encorage you through anything and would make a perfect girfreind. She loves singing but is self constious about herself.

Veronica David is so attractive.

by TigersSparkle June 14, 2022

David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch

When david talks you just say shut up fatty

by Matejaberic January 25, 2022

David

David is somebody you don’t want to leave, he can be the light of your life and the absolute backbone of your happiness if you let him. David is sweet and kind-hearted.

Bailee fell in love with David the moment they met, she knows she’ll never meet somebody like him.

by Pluhdo November 22, 2021

david torres

David is known to be the attraction and self centered but has a soft spot when it comes to love. David has curly hair and brown eyes. Ofc skates. He is into juice wrld and x. He has the best looks. He’s a Leo. Always supportive when it comes to someone needing their support. He has the prettiest eyes. He has potential and everyone should know it too. His laugh brings many memories. He is funny when it comes to a joke contest. He watches anime. He’s around average height. His smile lights up anyone from being sad to happy. David is everything a woman and a friend could ask for.

-Hey did you see David torres ?

Yea I did. David is at the skatepark.

by 767haze September 13, 2021