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slot dancer

A patron of a casino who wildly waves her hands, beats her fists, shouts at or otherwise makes a spectacle of herself while playing a slot machine in an attempt to force the machines internal random number generator to give her money. They are also responsible for leaving the huge, oily hand print smears all over the video poker and keno machines as they believe that rapidly tapping on the screen with their palms will increase the chance of their numbers coming up.
The slot dancer playing the panda bear video slot machine was urging the reels to stop on the jackpot by pounding on the screen and shouting encouragement to the soulless device.
by Redwizard000 May 8, 2013
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pirate dance

When a man stands with legs slightly parted, in either loose fitting clothes or naked, while thrusting his hips in such a way that his penis swings forward and backward. It does not work well, when equipped with a small penis.
Jake did the "pirate dance" in gym yesterday, just to show off his size.
by Mary-Bella Stardust August 26, 2013
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butterfly dance

a dance move in your legs so in and out as if they were butterfly wings preparing to propel
by datfilipinashawty September 17, 2013
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scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.
by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013
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stomp dance

A female stomps on your dick repeatedly until it is swollen and then the female shits on your dick.
Man: "I had to go to the E.R. last night because my girlfriend gave me a stomp dance."
by •_____________• November 10, 2013
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tongue dance

The art of moving your tongue continuously across the vagina in a dancing fashion.
Instead of tango lessons, we decided to take up tongue dance lessons
by Stinch trench April 22, 2014
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hand dance

Yesterday i accidentally walked in on my brother doing the hand dance.
by Hannibal lecter October 31, 2014
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