Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

by sigmeow April 3, 2024

banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.

I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!

by NiborB524 September 23, 2016

Kris Get The Banana

Potassium

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Kris Get The Banana"
Kris: *actually gets the banana*
Q5U4EX7YY2E9N: "Potassium"

by 7568ino January 1, 2024

Fag banana

The yellow bumper protectors meant to be removed from Dodge Chargers

That homo left the fag bananas on his bumper

by Cunt bubble August 3, 2021

banana and barbecue sauce

Banana and Barbecue Sauce is a banana In barbecue sauce.

Old man: Want banana and barbecue sauce?
Older man: Yes

by I like barbecue sauce May 22, 2023

Banana split

When I split you with my banana

She loves going to dinner and getting a banana split for desert

by F3TU5801 April 16, 2021