1. A mild inconvenience for the average human being, a bro headache is a major pain in the ass for for a young, well-off male. Bro headaches include filing TPS reports and other mundane bullshit, providing any sort of authorized/signed documentation for any reason at all, rescheduling any event, giving any sort of presentation at work, going to work dinners, going on dates with a long time girlfriend, or just anything that doesn't involve maximum drinking or relaxation. In many cases, bro headaches will go on ignored until someone else goes out of their way to fix it for you. If a bro accumulates too many bro headaches at once, this can lead to a bro funk.
2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.
2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.
Bro, I got hammered and was doing a bunch of lines last night and now my boss wants me to give a presentation this afternoon on the work I should have been doing over the weekend. It's chill, cause I'm a serious bro, but it's a major bro headache in any case. On top of that I have a bro headache from the partying I was doing.
by SenorCantos September 24, 2012
Get the Bro Headachemug. by kaechilla January 12, 2014
Get the bro selfiemug. A party thrown by a guy in which only guys show up: a complete disappointment. Originates from the term "no-show."
Guy #1: We should go to Chris's party so we can meet up with some girls.
Guy #2: It's not worth it, his last party was a complete bro-show.
Guy #2: It's not worth it, his last party was a complete bro-show.
by nxaw91 February 22, 2009
Get the Bro-showmug. Your sister in law lights u and your brother in law up and storms out of the room saying ," fuck you, you two can have your bro co but I'm fuckin outta here!"
Oh man! Matt fucked that chick! she gave me crabs. This is gonna be an awkward bro co.
Oh man! Matt fucked that chick! she gave me crabs. This is gonna be an awkward bro co.
by midge nasty November 3, 2012
Get the bro comug. When your boy sleeps with your girlfriend. but you forgive him anyways. Because she wasn't the right one.
by Wirthman86 March 4, 2018
Get the bro dickingmug. #1.Exes off limits
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives
by Certified Beaut December 9, 2019
Get the Bro codemug. A talent-less male who only desires to befriend professional athletes or 'sponsored' individuals in hopes of a fame-by-association type relationship. Particularly in extreme sports.
by Victor Monsanto October 16, 2014
Get the Pro-bromug.