Grating the block

Being cheesy/corny.

“You’re really grating the block with that dad joke there, buddy!”

by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020

Age blocked

When a guy tries to get with a girl but is cock blocked by there age.

"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"

by Dongslinger April 29, 2015

Get you a block

somebody help me out with this one.. lol the O.G. said he could get me a block .. and i just kinda was like .. wym? Then i copped and bounced. Never found out what he meant.

"Nigga i can't believe i'm on urban dictionary tryna figure out with this man meant when he said he could get me a block". What does get you a block mean? and that's the definition of get you a block.

by Dro_Rose December 24, 2023

Mop Blocked

similar to "cock blocked" except the person doing the blocking is female and resembles a Mop i.e. really thin, wooden personality, mop-like hair, wouldn't know fun if it hit her in her moppy face, you could pick her up turn her upside down and wash the floor with her head

Berry: come out to me in the boonies Wugs
Wugs: not going near you if the Mop is there
Berry: stupid ass Mop, always around me... wish she'd stop Mop Blockin' me
Wugs: I would so L-bomb you if she wasn't there, I do it to everyone
Berry: maybe its lucky I got Mop Blocked

by BerryWugs March 8, 2011

Road block

My wife

I'm finna hit the road block
She didn't wanna make me a sandwich

by Popopepeniggermon November 30, 2020

Blocked

It mean the person who sent this to you wants to suck the living soul out of your cock

Girl: BLOCKED

by Cumwizard1 March 19, 2021

Munch Blocking

When you try to date someone and they block you on everything. Blocking a munch.

That woman just munch blocked Chris because he wasn’t rizzing fast enough, I didn’t know she was munch blocking everyone

by poolboyQ June 2, 2025