devastatingly straight

Women who are unfortunately attracted to men, much to their detriment and disgust.

I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021

Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.

Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.

by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023

straight booled on

Getting straight booled on

Some one ate my shit sandwich
Nigger you got straight booled on

by Bool a nigger 9000 March 19, 2018

Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

Straight Up Bird Up

A fraise made by a long haired dip shit with autisim.

Like Straight up bird up my man

by Chosen_Undead September 24, 2023

Straight

Being attracted to someone of the SAME gender as your not venturing out of your comfort zone.

Omd moons and nits aren’t straight

by Mnzz July 10, 2021

straight outta detroit

a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.

person with penis: ayeeee straight outta detroit my guy
other person: get help.

by puthy pleather 🐈😩 May 2, 2021