douche bag

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

by Johnny John Johnson March 08, 2004

Douche Boy

What I call one of my rivals in class.

Rebecca:HEY JACOB! YOU DOUCHE BOY!

Jacob:Go f*ck yourself.

Rebecca:Douche Boy bitch. x_x

by AweshumzGirl10 January 08, 2010

douche muncher

One who munches douche

Dude, you're such a douche muncher.

by Nancy M July 10, 2005

douche

to be very nasty smelling or to be hated very badly.

"dude, your ass smells go douche"

by Genesis August 29, 2003

Douche Swag

The swag one entitles after being a douche bag for a long period of time. Also known as Douche Swagger

Charles: Wow why is Biff being such a douche bag tonight?
Frederick: Oh thats nothing new Biff has got that Douche Swag.

by Young Don23 March 26, 2012

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

by BlckAlchmst March 08, 2010

Douche Meat

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 20, 2006