Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 4, 2025
Get the Post Text Claritymug. by Lolobug May 5, 2013
Get the Four Post Bedmug. The after or past tense of pegging.
“You attending the post-peg” - J.Ross
by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024
Get the Post-Pegmug. It's my first Monday back at work after 10 days in Florida. I've got severe post returnum depression
by Tibetanmastiff October 14, 2015
Get the post returnum depressionmug. 1.) "I'm heading over to the post gym at lunch"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"
2.) "Do they have the same things at Post gym that they have at the Après ski?"
by dcskeeler November 4, 2007
Get the post gymmug. A fringe subgenre of the totally real* musical movement known as Steamcore, characterized by an unholy alliance of industrial chaos, absurd performance art, and oddly specific sound requirements.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
A proper PESC track must contain:
The sound of wet meat being slapped (meat drum, steak percussion, etc.)
Throat chanting in any language (preferably unknown)
Vague, alien-sounding nouns and verbs
At least one coherent spoken line that makes sense grammatically but has zero context
Screams, bells, or random telephone rings
At least one unorthodox instrument (e.g., tires, coat hangers, ball-peen hammers, spoons)
Steam noises, because Steamcore
Something called a polyphonic rupture, which nobody understands but everyone agrees sounds important
PESC is allegedly post-execution because it’s “what music sounds like after the final curtain,” according to self-declared genre prophet Fateswhim.
*Totally real in the same way Bigfoot’s Spotify is real.
“Bro, this track slapped — literally, there’s a guy hitting steaks in 7/8 time over a steam hiss while someone in the background keeps yelling about moose prophecy. 100% Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)”
by Hollis Gearwhistle August 8, 2025
Get the Post-Execution Steamcore (PESC)mug. (n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013
Get the post-optimistmug.