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Hurse Turd

Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt
I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.
by GrimUrbans May 20, 2021
mugGet the Hurse Turdmug.

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.
Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !
by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016
mugGet the Turd Burglarmug.

Drama Turd

Person 1: “What is he doing?”
Person 2: “He’s such a Drama Turd”
by Zimmology May 24, 2023
mugGet the Drama Turdmug.

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022
mugGet the Turd Handlermug.

Circle turd

When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.

This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.

This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
by Hole of Knowledge December 16, 2018
mugGet the Circle turdmug.

turd

Literally licking someone’s arse until they turd into your mouth and you swallow it whole.
My girl turded me last night it was great
by anonymous January 15, 2021
mugGet the turdmug.

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.
Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?
by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021
mugGet the Turd-Mouthmug.

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