Jack Big Potato

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
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Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.
Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.
by Mk my g November 04, 2019
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Potato Interest

Mixed interest you have on football, cricket and other TV shows on air.

A wants to watch FIFA world cup, B wants to watch Cricket , C wants to watch Good Morning America & D is okay with any of the show coz he has a mixed interest on all above.
Jonny : Put the channel back on FIFA World Cup.
Michael : Put it back on Cricket, its between England & S.Africa.
Ronny : I want to watch Good Morning America

John : Guys, do whatever you want, i have potato interest, but get back to one channel ASAP.
by rAmeZh June 22, 2010
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slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.
by gnostic3 December 22, 2021
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Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.
by BobsSaget November 12, 2022
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potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021
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Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
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