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Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack
Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one
by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022
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Potato

A potato is usually a female called jess who likes to eat and sleep while also playing badminton or reading fan fictions about BTS. She is extremely gay but refuses to leave the closet much to the dismay of her wife.
Idk lmao potato
by IAmAPotatoDuhh December 15, 2018
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Potato farts

A potato fart is a wet and smelly fart that leaks out of your anus and it could actually be quite painful and it’s called a potato fart cause it smells like a really rotten potato. It leaks out of you big sexy anus and is followed by lots of shit.
by I eat dirt May 9, 2022
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poser potato

a couch potato whom is so desperate for attention that they engulf themselves into the hobbies of those they manipulate into introducing themselves to, whom when the truth of behaviors and habits of themselves finally breach the surface of the lie the craft to ingratiate themselves into the lives of others, reverts back to the aggressive "couch potato" to troll on facebook until they find another unfortunate soul to prey upon.
princess poser potato over there rage quit and has returned to aggro-sulk in her native habitat, the couch. careful not to get too close toghe remote, she gets violent.
by Cthulhu Rex February 1, 2023
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Salt my potatoes

When another man drips jizz on your balls.
Salt my potatoes "Hey Phil, should I leave it in? No! Pull it out and salt my potatoes!!"
by Gowdysooner May 19, 2016
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potato wanker

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"
by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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