David

The blackest person in the world. The most skinniest guy ever.

David is the blackest.

by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024

David Jo

David jo is the coolest Asian you will ever meet. He has sexy curly hair and pulls hella bitches and does dumb/funny shit with his best friend Talon

David fucking Jo, It’s David Jo

by Numnut84 December 9, 2019

David

David takes a shit in your parking lot

David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot

by DaOnet November 22, 2021

David Silverstoning

Harassing people with graphic texts including “I’m going to hug you,” “I’m going to motorboat your malleable pussy,” “here’s some dick in celebration.”

Did you hear about HR receiving that report that Joe was David Silverstoning Mary?

by Buttcracc July 20, 2020

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.

David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.

by Slunken April 16, 2020

david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020