double dizz

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating at the same time.

He/she did a double dizz.

I just double dizzed in the toilet.

I double dizzed all over your room.

I double dizzed in your yukulele.

by Dodongo66 June 19, 2016

Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020

Double Ghosted

Double Ghosted:

When two people ghost each other simultaneously.

"Hey Alex, did you hear about Becky and Sam's date?"

"No, what happened?"

"Turns out they double ghosted each other."

by kznutt64 February 24, 2021

double-overtime

a post shit shower to clean seemingly never-ending reservoir of poop. occurs after overtime (SEE overtime)

"Dang Chaz, after those burritos I had explosive dung missles. I had to go into double-overtime to get clean."

by The CK1 October 21, 2013

Double T

A tattoo on the breast region of a woman. Double T refers to "TITTIE TATTOO", "TITTIE TAT". Double T's are a dying art and are usually found on older women, and are usually very faded.

Did you see that old stripper chick in here, she had a massive Double T.

by The-One-And-Only_NathanOaks May 1, 2012

Double Steamer

While someone is taking a hot, steamy shower; you drop a load in the adjacent toilet, making sure to leave the lid up for a nice surprise.

I enjoy taking a Double Steamer! Not only do I get to relax in a steamy sauna, I get to leave a steamer for my dick roommate who ate my all my twizzlers.

by fakeOprah December 17, 2011

Double-drivel

When saliva soaked semen drips out of one's mouth, and one sucks it back up - after which, it drips out again. Makes any whore look that much more cheap.

My bitch likes to double-drivel before she snowballs me... what a mindless pityfuck she is.

by fuckyoudotcom's chokeonthis March 11, 2011