Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022

Tea

A warm, fuzzy and heartfelt feeling.
K.B.

“Aah, the day felt like tea, man.”
“I spent the day with tea.”

by Auntie Kaybee April 28, 2022

TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

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man that discord babe is hot TEA TASTERS!! I LOVE TEA

by jojo stone ocean mn April 28, 2022

Sent for tea

When you brake someone's ankles in a game. The joke is that when he falls or gets tricked and "slides" to get the ball looks like he went for tea and came back or he didn't go for the ball but to get some tea

"Ohhhh you send him for tea"
"He went straight to great Britain"
"Hahaha you got sent for tea"

by TheTrashTalikingVoc April 28, 2022

Tea

The hottest person alive.

'Have you seen Tea today? - Yeah he's so hot!'

by m0nki May 6, 2022

Taiwanese Tea

The resulting concoction found in the toilet bowl after one relieves themselves following the consumption of week old oysters and dehydrated orbeez. The rotten shellfish creates a smelly, liquidy excrement of varying colors. The orbeez will expand to full size during digestion. Once in the bowl the final product should look similar to that of boba tea.

After a wild time partying in Chinatown, I woke to find my girlfriend had been making Taiwanese Tea all night.

by Jpfyr May 6, 2022

Tea

Greatest person ever. Probably gives the best hugs too!

"Yoo have you seen tea?"
"Yeah man he's really cool!"

by Cqsperr May 8, 2022