snake

danger noodle

p1:oh damn thats a snake
p2:nope thats a danger noodle

by asimplelass February 9, 2023

snake

Good boi, can be a good pet if docile and friendly. Surprisingly, not slimy.

Guy 1:Wow, dude there is a snake on your shoulder!!
Guy 2: No, that is my pet, his name is Sheldon.
Guy 1:Oh, okay.

by Wafflecon822 October 12, 2018

snake

mary tawfik

mary tawfik is the biggest snake i’ve ever met

by mileven4eva April 1, 2022

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

Snake

Snakes are people at your local high school. Meaning a little bitch who has no future

‘Did you see Amelia today she was being such a snake!

by Ameliaisafatslag November 1, 2019

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 21, 2018