temple pusher

someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish

Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"

Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."

by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024

Wig pushed back

To get your wig pushed back means to be killed by a gun shot

Fam owes me mad bread and still ain't paid me yet. I'm finna to go over to his crib right now. He bout to get his wig pushed back gee.

by El General November 15, 2023

Pickle Pusher

The pump facilitator. When someone is penetrating but does not have the strength, and needs someone to help complete the act.

Grandpa was too weak to finish the job, so he needed a pickle pusher to “push it! Push it real good!”.

by DickIsMyMiddleName December 9, 2023

Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024

Pigeon-Pusher

Someone who purposely bothers/harms others without a care because they think that person will end up fine in the long run. Like pushing a pigeon off a ledge. Can be used mildly, playfully or serious, usually little or other adjectives are used before.

"You're a little pigeon-pusher!"

"He always has to be a pigeon-pusher, doesn't he?!"

by Roemilo February 2, 2026

Potatoe pusher

When a ,male or female, inserts 1 or more potatoes into their recums and then squeezes them out, while squatting, out at a time.

Charity: Whats up with Ray M. ?

Bob:Ray M from AA is a real potatoe pusher according his boyfriend Mike V. who was his lover he housed for years.

by TVCAR112 February 20, 2026

Potatoe pusher

When a ,male or female, inserts 1 or more potatoes into their recums and then squeezes them out, while squatting, out at a time.

Charity: Whats up with Ray M. ?

Bob:Ray M from AA is a real potatoe pusher according his boyfriend Mike V. who was his lover he housed for years.

by TVCAR112 February 20, 2026