oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

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STOP PEEING YOUR PANTS

a way of telling people to stop freaking out. not widely used, but people will probably know what you mean anyway.

EXAMPLE:
DAD: WHERE IS THE REMOTE? I DON'T WANT TO WATCH THIS SHOW!
ME: oh my gosh dad, can you stop peeing your pants? i'll find it...

by soccerbitch4 May 21, 2011

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Little Miss Grumpy Pants

The worst of the bar staff. How can anybody hold a grudge for so long over a fucking Christmas card?

Little Miss Grumpy Pants is a loser, despite the cheap blowjobs

by Pete January 25, 2005

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keep your pecker in your pants

Refrain from having sex; avoid getting seduced by or wooing attractive women for sex.

Joe, chasing dem ho's is going to ruin your college career. Keep your pecker in your pants, boy!

by shrao October 2, 2022

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Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury

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by yourmomlovesmehahadeez March 10, 2023

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