i want money

congrats you earned a nEwWww carrrr!!!

i want money.

by Sammy Stabno August 20, 2021

Dummy Money

A stupid amount money based on your income.

Person 1: I just spent dummy money on the new PS5!

Person 2: Wow! Don’t those cost $500?! That’s a stupid amount of money!

by Nick918 September 2, 2021

Money

The root cause and Solution to all the problems.

We all want to earn money

by anonymous September 4, 2021

Moon Money

The money you spend from your moon bag / profits from an investment that has mooned.

Just bought a new Tesla with moon money from my dogecoin bag. LFG!!!

by LowerCasel September 5, 2021

money

mr beast.

money,mr beast it adds up

by F2 June 26, 2021

money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

Money Moves

Money Moves is one of the most active gangs in Reno, Nevada according to the Reno police department

Have you seen those crazy foos from money moves?

by Reno775 July 8, 2021