Mussolini's Milk Breakfast

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."

by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021

butter milk love nugget

One who's body is as smooth as butter but his manhood is hard as a nugget of gold.

Jane heard that John was nothing but a pure butter milk love nugget.

by pimpskillet04 December 17, 2008

Thick Milk

A carton of milk that someone has ejaculated in.

Son: Hey Mom, have a sip of this.
Mom: Woah! Thats some thick milk!

by GuidetoDouche May 5, 2014

Neutral Milk Hotel

A hipster band, often the butt of all of 4chan's music board's jokes. The lyrics are pretentious and sung by a horrible singer. They also have a horn player, which is their only redeeming quality. Anyone who claims to like this band is probably trolling you.

"hai u guiz, do u like neutral milk hotel"
-Troll on 4chan

by notjeffmangum August 6, 2009

Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

by Johny12345 June 4, 2012

Mythic Milk

Another way to say legendary. A play on words, using the first half of the word legend and the second half dary.

Shawn: "Im going to start saying Mythic Milk from now on instead of legendary."
Brandon: "What the fuck? Why?"
Shawn: "Well Legend equals mythic and dary equals dairy or milk. So mythic milk man."
Brandon: "..."

by reven03 August 24, 2014

Cock milk

Semen or cum, cock milking; an action to make somebody cum

I want you're cock milk in my pussy.

by CartwheelOfDeath April 14, 2017