You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.

“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”

by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019

can we all die

phrase for when you are so overcome with a certain emotion (good or bad) that you just need to say can we all die.

"i just saw a picture of my favourite male celebrity. can we all die?"

by Yaoi_Loverr August 14, 2025

Canning

The practice of hiding cans of alcohol in your anus to sneak them into a venue.

"Hey man, are you taking any cash to get a drink inside?"
"Nah mate, I'm canning myself before we get there so I'll be fine"

by Ruinous Aardvark December 11, 2019

When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025

Smash Can

a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed

Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.

by carrcat January 28, 2017

Sardine Can

An overcrowded bus during the Coronavirus pandemic.

"Man, there's way too many passengers on this mo-fo! When we reach the next stop, I'm getting off this fucking sardine can."

by CBinion91 November 22, 2020