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Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.
What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.
by Klevrguy March 13, 2016
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Goldening

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.
We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.
by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022
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Golden Top 20

A group of extraordinarily fucked up individuals, a family of rejects
person 1: did you hear that sophie potter didn't get into the golden top 20

person 2: Yea man that was rough but golden top 20 is the elite. can't just get a slot like that
by Verbal randoms March 9, 2020
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Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021
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elder golden retriever husband

The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
by Jamesbrit September 3, 2023
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Golden Eagle

The Golden Eagle is the leader of flight gang. To become the leader you must have the highest score on Eagleride on y8 games. The opposite of the Golden Eagle is Eagle shit.
I'm the leader of flight gang, so that mean I'm the golden Eagle
by EagleRider "Golden Eagle" December 12, 2017
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Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.
They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg
by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024
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