by Shamarucs Cousins April 1, 2022
Get the Egg With oil mug.father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.
son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
son: oh, is really full of rotten eggs. if my report card has no rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
by Sexydimma June 18, 2012
Get the rotten eggs mug.Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
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Get the Hemorrhoid egg mug.The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"
She will the have "shitty eggs"
by assfgt March 27, 2017
Get the shitty eggs mug.When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.
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