Dirty Englishman 

One must either brew, or mix, his tea in the girl's vagina. This is the most primitive form of teabagging in its most literal form. Once the tea of choice has been properly made, enjoy the rewards and have a sip of the Dirty Englishman.

At tea time I gave me girl a dirty englishman, she mixed it up real well. Next time I'm going to need a Filthy Crumpet

Dirty Englishman by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

dirty darth 

When you pull your dick out of a girl's ass(or guys) and the tip of your dick is dirty. Since the tip of your dick looks like Darth Vador's helmet, it is hence called a "Dirty Darth."

Guy1: So did you get some analriffic action last night?

Guy2: Yeah, I even got a dirty darth, but it's okay, I wiped it off on her upper lip giving her a dirty sanchez.

dirty darth by JordanRichter September 14, 2006

dirty maxwell 

The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:

The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.

The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.

Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him

dirty maxwell by jermdogg October 20, 2008

Dirty Javier 

The act of meeting someone, getting invited over and seizing the opportunity to take a massive dump in their bathroom and taking off right after, leaving the other person baffled and their house smelling like Burrito Night gone bad.

- "So you're telling me this guy just gave you a Dirty Javier and left?"
- "I know! He's so mysterious... (sigh)"

Dirty Javier by jorgetheke June 21, 2010

dirty gerard 

Reaching such a high level of sass that you end up fucking your bandmate

"Man I was so sassy the other night I ended up pulling a dirty Gerard and fucked Frank."

dirty gerard by Dizmuh April 11, 2020

Dirty Bird 

n. A particularly promiscuous woman. Dirty birds act
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. See raggedy bitch.

Example 1

Calvin (singing): Got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds...

Monica: What are you babbling about?

Calvin: Them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and shit.

Monica: Eloquently stated.

Example 2

David: I hear that Allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.

Alejandra: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

Dirty Bird by CM187 May 20, 2010

dirty petie 

After smoking weed,and while high a man puts on high heels, fishnet pantyhos, red lipstick, and lights at least 13 candles in a room. Then another man comes in and gets the guy up the butt while wearing all of the above, therefore making a dirty petie

person 1-"Hey, bret how was ur high last night"
person 2-"it was alright until everybody forced me to recieve a dirty petie"
person 1-"Sucks to be you"

dirty petie by Definitely NOT Petie Hernandez December 10, 2006