Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.
by PPTHEBUM September 20, 2019
Get the Cool as a Cucumbermug. 
"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
by Yashirim June 12, 2024
Get the CFJ - Cool Funny Jokemug. take a picture with mr v if your cool
by take a picture with mr v June 7, 2022
Get the take a picture with mr v if your coolmug. by inquistitormaster stan March 19, 2022
Get the coolmug.