I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

grove city college booty call

NOUN~ Being summoned to hangout past open hours to “watch a movie” kiss and later tell your friends about your “crazy hookup.”

“The act of being summoned to kiss after open hours”- Omg **** asked me to watch cars 2 with him, but idk if he’s being intentional or just wants a “grove city college booty call”.

by Boibye10125 November 2, 2023

Kj's Brother /calls

HE DEAD!
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Kj's Brother /calls is DEAD! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

by A name that rhymes /w Hershey November 22, 2023

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

call-n-askopy

When someone, typically a telemarketer, keeps calling and asking the same questions over and over again, thus becoming a pain in your ass. Pronounced like: Colonoscopy.

Hey, Dave. I appreciate that you're trying to cell me a new phone line, but you're really just giving me a call-n-askopy.

by DJ_SHOOFLY December 5, 2016

Call-back

That was called a call-back you humorless dork.

Hym “That was a call-back you humorless dork. How’s all that moral posturing feel? Good? Good.”

by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

hey siri call 911

Something you use to call 911 with

Person 1: Hey Siri call 911

Person 2: Can I order a pizza

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023