When you're having sex and reach your orgasm and take a hit of crack at the same moment. THATS a snake bite!
by Whoareyouistherealquestion December 30, 2021
Get the Snake bitemug. by pussyfoot527 June 17, 2018
Get the Snakemug. Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.
Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)
Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*
S: *fake noise*
Dont trust these disgusting reptiles
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)
Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*
S: *fake noise*
Dont trust these disgusting reptiles
by wacky yo October 27, 2018
Get the Snakemug. Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016
Get the tugging the one eyed snakemug. Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023
Get the Wild dick snakemug. Laying down a nice smooth fart as you’re walking so that the smell slithers and lingers in air much like a fart snake.
Walking through Walmart on a Tuesday.
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
Joe Bloe: hey I swear I can smell the snake that lady squeezed out as she walked by with her cart.
Joseph blow: yeah dude I bet she did lay a snake as she walked by not giving a fuck
by AnalFan January 12, 2020
Get the Lay a snakemug. by 81B August 19, 2018
Get the Road Snakemug.